FOAM PARTY

The ’90s called and platforms are back *plays Wannabe in celebration*

What did the ’90s give us? Take That covered in spray cream, dummy necklaces worn by people who weren’t babies, inflatable furniture, furry picture frames and men in their pants. So many men in their pants. Thankfully, some of these have been left behind, but some are back for good (see what we did there?). These ultra-comfy Tommy Hilfiger platform sandals will make you around 7cm taller, and given 50% of people in the UK are classed as petite,* this adds up to more opportunities for kissing tall people. At the time of going to press, we were still waiting for Pop-Tarts to be hailed as an acceptable breakfast choice. Sandals, £60, Tommy Hilfiger at Schuh