TOTAL CREEPER

WHILE I WAS TRAVELLING IN AUSTRALIA, I COUCHSURFED AT THE HOUSE OF A GUY I’D MET ONLINE. HE SEEMED SUPERCHILLED FROM HIS PROFILE, AND ALL HE ASKED IN RETURN WAS THAT I HELPED TAKE CARE OF HIS PETS. ON ARRIVAL, I DISCOVERED THAT THOSE PETS WERE COCKROACHES AND WORMS. I ONLY MANAGED TWO NIGHTS. IT DIDN’T HELP WHEN HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM ON DAY TWO. ALESSIA, 23, MODEL, LONDON