Cosmopolitan (UK)

RO, 26

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We went to the cinema to see Beauty And The Beast, but the belt I’d worn was super-tight, so partway through the film, I took it off, for comfort’s sake. Unfortunat­ely he totally misread this signal and started trying to get his hands down there. Er, no thanks.

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