WORST DATES EVER

Fancy a slice of interrogation with your cocktail? Anyone?

After sitting in nearsilence for almost an hour, I made excuses to leave. On our way out, my date turned to me and said,“You’re really fat in real life.” SHANNON,* 29 He told me eating eggs was like “eating my period” and that he didn’t drink because it “clouded his mind”. Months later I saw him at a tequila festival – he’s actually just a lightweight. DAISY, 20