WORST DATES EVER

Fancy a slice of in­ter­ro­ga­tion with your cock­tail? Any­one?

Cosmopolitan (UK) - - Contents -

Af­ter sit­ting in near­si­lence for al­most an hour, I made ex­cuses to leave. On our way out, my date turned to me and said,“You’re re­ally fat in real life.” SHAN­NON,* 29 He told me eat­ing eggs was like “eat­ing my pe­riod” and that he didn’t drink be­cause it “clouded his mind”. Months later I saw him at a tequila fes­ti­val – he’s ac­tu­ally just a light­weight. DAISY, 20

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