THE TURD IS HIGH

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I WAS RE­LAX­ING ON A BLISS­FUL BEACH IN VENICE WHEN I RE­ALISED I SE­RI­OUSLY NEEDED TO POO. THE POR­TALOOS WERE LOCKED UP, SO, GET­TING DES­PER­ATE, I SEARCHED FOR A CAFE – BUT THEY WERE ALL SHUT, TOO. I WAS ALL OUT OF OP­TIONS, SO I DID WHAT I HAD TO, DROP­PING MY BIKINI BOT­TOMS ON THE SPOT AND SQUAT­TING IN THE SAND. LUCK­ILY I WAS ARMED WITH AN­TIBAC­TE­RIAL GEL AND TIS­SUES.

SARAH, 22, SALES AS­SIS­TANT, LON­DON

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