THAT’S A RAP

WHEN I WORKED AT SELFRIDGES, A BUNCH OF AMERICAN GUYS CAME IN AND WERE GIGGLING AT A TOP THAT SAID “SWALLOW” ON IT. I THOUGHT THEY WERE PRETTY CHILDISH, SO WHEN ONE BEGAN TO FLIRT WITH ME, I BRUSHED HIM OFF. THEN I NOTICED CUSTOMERS ASKING HIM FOR SELFIES. I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS FAMOUS, AND HE SAID HE WAS A RAPPER. THE PENNY ONLY DROPPED WHEN HE TOLD ME HIS NAME: “KENDRICK”.

MAKEDA, 23, FASHION INTERN, LONDON