WHEN I TOLD HIM I COULDN’T COOK, HE ASKED IF I’D BE “WILLING TO LEARN FOR THE RIGHT GUY”. HE THEN ASKED ME TO “EXPLAIN MY STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES” LIKE IT WAS A JOB INTERVIEW. ON THE WAY HOME HE EVEN GAVE ME FEEDBACK: “NEXT TIME, REMEMBER TO SELL YOURSEL
PANDORA, 21 I arrived at the restaurant to discover my date had chatted up the two girls at the next table and invited them to join us. ANNA, 27 Following a brilliant first date, on our second he presented me with a designer scarf and said,“I can give you the finest things in life – in exchange for sex three times a night.” CHLOE,* 29
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