Cosmopolitan (UK)

Worst dates ever!

Hey, we’ve all been there...

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He turned up to a fancy restaurant wearing a tracksuit. Then as soon as the food arrived, he said he had to leave, for no reason, and dashed out the door. NIRAN, 21 On our first date, two people he knew came over. Thinking they must be friends of his, I shook their hands to be polite. Then I spotted a £20 note on the floor. He was dealing drugs under the pub table. MONTANA, 28 Our “cinema” date turned out to be us watching a film on his laptop in his broken Honda. He then tried to charge me £11.80 for the “ticket”. PRINCE, 21 A well-known darts player took me to a casino where I had to watch him sign autographs all night. He also said, “Who wants a stunning girlfriend that everyone’s looking at? You’re OK, aren’t you?” HARRIET,* 43 Upon hearing Trump discuss immigratio­n on the restaurant’s TV, my date said, “Good. They shouldn’t be here if they’re not here legally.” He then spent 15 minutes slating Obama. SANDRA, 22 After arriving 20 minutes late, he “accidental­ly” left his wallet in the car, before taking me to an expensive bar where he ordered the entire menu. I footed the bill myself and he promised he’d return the favour. I never heard from him again. ELLEN, 27 He took his shoes off in the cinema and put his feet on the chair in front. They absolutely stank. ABI, 21 I took a tumble in a skirt, ending up on the floor with my bum in the air, while my date fell into me. It was basically doggy style with the whole restaurant watching. LOUISA,* 33

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