Worst dates ever!
Hey, we’ve all been there. And a problem shared is a problem halved… right?
I sent a booty call to this hot guy I’d been seeing. But a totally different guy, who I’d met in a club, showed up. I’d saved the numbers wrong. I was mortified, so just let him in anyway.
ANDREA,* 21
She called me “emotionally dead” and said I look like “the sort of person who wanks a lot”.
KIRSTY, 22
He’d wanted to go on a night out-out, but I wasn’t keen, so we just went to the pub. He cut the date short after an “emergency” call, then I saw online that he’d gone to the club. A year later, out of the blue, he texted me admitting to lying.
DANNI, 26
I told him I’d spent four years working in Thailand with my dad. On our second date, he relayed the story, as if it was his own. I called him out and he went red, saying he was “testing” to see if I was listening.
CHARLOTTE, 29
Towards the end of the night, he told me he had a fetish for people giving him wedgies. I thought he meant potato wedges to begin with. I’m a huge prude and didn’t know what to say.
AMY, 30
On our first date, he tried to convince me to jump on a plane to Paris with him. I politely declined. Then, when I got home, he texted telling me he was actually engaged and would still like to see me if I was able to get past that.
LYLA,* 27
After a spontaneous date to a Halloween party, someone pushed me over and I broke my leg. My date ghosted me shortly after.
ALICE,* 33
He asked me to turn around while he examined my new dress, rated it 7/10 and called my kissing “too cheesy”.
JORDYN, 27