I’M SCEPTICAL

Scarves have lovely prints and can make an entire outfit look damn effortless, even when worn as “shirts” – in theory. The one time I tied one on as a top, I spent the entire day going through worrying scenarios in my head. Like, would a strong gust of wind expose my boobs? Would the knot I thought was secure suddenly come undone? When I lifted my arms, would... well, you get it. You know what doesn’t put me through this anxiety? Regular tops. Also, I am definitely a throweverything-in-thewash kind of girl, so you simply cannot count on me to dry-clean a scarf after sweating profusely in it.