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Frost! Mud. Frost! Mud. The long-awaited lengthening of days, non-alcoholic weissbier, windy nights, elbow-touching, wondering if the car battery’s gone flat, the boiler packing in, wellies, holes in wellies, pulling up socks, washing boots, lifting up of eyes to hills whence cometh our hope for post-lockdown.