ALPKIT 0Hiro £170

You have to love the way Alpkit describe things. “In your hour of need, shivering your bits off in the deep damp of winter with no layers left, you need a hero... you need... a 0Hiro.” (That’s not a typo, they really do call it the 0Hiro.) It’s got clout, with PrimaLoft Silver Hi-Loft Ultra insulation and a waterproof membrane for added protection. alpkit.com