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I’VE never had much time for John Prescott. The only thing that in­trigued me as a mys­tery writer was what the blazes he was do­ing in high of­fice.

Now he ap­pears on TV whin­ing on and on about his “class” and how all those nobs snubbed him be­cause of it. (Of course, it could be be­cause they thought he was a rude so and so). But I thought he was vastly out­shone by his still-glam­orous wife Pauline and the idea sud­denly came to me: why not let the wives take over? Sam Cameron for Down­ing Street, Fran Os­borne in charge of the baw­bees and Ffion Hague telling the for­eign­ers where to get off.

They’d have the grey-haired male vote well tied up!

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