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101 YEARS OLD AND STILL MASTER OF ALL HE SURVEYS...

HERE is the final part of our Survey To End All Surveys. Over the past two days, we have covered every percentage from 1 to 68, so here are the remainder. You now have something for every percentage from 1 to 100, so can tell exactly who pollsters are talking about when they report their findings.

69 per cent of people agree that couples who listen to music together stay together;

70 per cent of Londoners prefer cod to haddock or other types of fish;

71 per cent of people don’t regularly clean their home appliances;

72 per cent of people do not agree with tests for cosmetic applications that involve animals;

73 per cent of people plan two holidays this year;

74 per cent of people support a return deposit scheme on bottles and cans;

75 per cent of the photos taken on mobile phones are disliked by their owners;

76 per cent of students say stress lowers the quality of their sleep;

77 per cent of people think their partners know the contents of their pay packet;

78 per cent of firms pay men more than women;

79 per cent of young students achieved a first-class or upper-second class degree;

80 per cent of children aged 3-10 use headphones regularly;

81 per cent of us are satisfied with the quality of care given by the NHS;

82 per cent of self-employed people said life is “much improved” after going it alone;

83 per cent of us will turn off a film within 14 minutes if we don’t like it;

84 per cent of people never stray from their usual weekly shopping list;

85 per cent of women have seen gender discrimination at work;

86 per cent of shoppers would swap personal information for improved online experience;

87 per cent of people are in favour of solar energy;

88 per cent of people always tip waiting staff in restaurants;

89 per cent of people who spring clear feel they are making a difference to the environment;

90 per cent of workers do not feel equipped to handle their workload;

91 per cent of people want the Government to pay farmers to protect nature;

92 per cent of people say they like Jaffa Cakes;

93 per cent of drivers consider themselves “safe”; 94 per cent of people trust nurses; 95 per cent of premises can now receive superfast broadband;

96 per cent of social care workers share biscuits with co-workers;

97 per cent of foreign students leave the UK after finishing their studies;

98 per cent of people think family meal times are important;

99 per cent of adults aged 16-34 have recently used the internet;

100 per cent of the above figures were taken from genuine surveys but should perhaps be treated with a measure of scepticism nonetheless.