BAD TEMPER IS LEADING TO INCREASINGLY FOUL LANGUAGE

UNPARLIAMENTARY language and behaviour are becoming increasingly frequent at Westminster as the Brexit stalemate deepens. With tempers fraying on all sides of the Commons, swearing and playground antics in the chamber have become an almost daily occurrence.

In one clash this week during discussion on the EU departure process, Labour veteran Dennis Skinner hurled a four-letter insult at SNP MP Stewart McDonald. Days later, Tory backbencher Michael Fabricant confessed in the Chamber to “taking the p***” out of Mr Skinner’s northern accent. During a debate in Westminster Hall about the impact of Brexit, Labour MP Luke Pollard was ticked off for claiming “fishing was screwed over by a Conservative government”. Tory Sir Henry Bellingham, chairing the session, told him: “You cannot really use such language.”

Even Theresa May has not been spared potty-mouthed insults. The Prime Minister had an unpleasant sexual metaphor thrown at her by Labour MP Rupa Huq during her statement about the cancellation of the Commons “meaningful vote” on her Brexit deal. Mrs May responded by pointing out that, as a woman, she was not capable of the bodily function mentioned by the MP. At least she managed to retain some composure.

Other breaches of parliamentary traditions meant to set standards of decorum are also becoming routine. Labour and SNP MPs frequently burst into applause, flouting the centuries-old custom that MPs do not clap in the chamber.

Labour MP Lloyd Russell-Moyle indulged in the silliest stunt of the week by grabbing the Commons Mace. At least previous mace grabbers, including Michael Heseltine and John McDonnell, actually brandished the thing at the Opposition rather than just awkwardly tottering towards the exit before being halted by the Serjeant At Arms.

The slump in behavioural standards in the Commons partly reflects a decline across society fuelled by the puerile level of debate on social media. Commons Speaker John Bercow must also take a share of the blame as his verbose preening in the chair has added to the erosion of respect.

Voters must be yearning for statesmanship rather than foulmouthed tomfoolery at a time of national political crisis.

A HEALTHY-eating crackdown on sugary foods in Commons eateries appears to have been put on hold for the festive season. The menu at the Adjournment Restaurant in Parliament’s Porticullis House is offering diners “Christmas coffees” including “Kit Kat Crunchy Cappuccino” and “Oreo Latte”.