Labour Party swings from one extreme to the other

DOES the Labour Party remind you of the barometers that years ago hung in the hall of every home in the land (“Corbyn’s sidekicks accused”, July 11)?

As the pressure increases on Labour its barometer needle arbitrarily swings fromVery Dry to Changeable or even to Stormy and, though it characteristically points to Very Wet, strangely it never indicates Fair. Wife’s leaving me, saying I’m obsessed with astronomy. What planet is she on?