A Stone-faced golden wonder

HOT contender for funniest headline of the week has to be that culled from an interview with the Pointless host Alexander Armstrong, who is not only related to Dominic Cummings through marriage but attended the same educational establishment. It read: “Cummings looked like Sharon Stone at school”.

Just for clarification Armstrong cites Cummings’ “golden hair”, his “aloof” quality and adds: “He used to blink a lot”.