■ IT SEEMS

there are only five ravens left at the Tower of London. Accustomed to visitors who no longer arrive to make a fuss of them, they pine for company and attention. According to legend, if they ever die or leave, the monarchy and country will fall. Like most of us their wings are clipped, but should they die…? The Raven Master could do with some support. We have a Prime Minister fresh back from a tent in Scotland who could do with another photocall. Just trying to be helpful.