Cosy royals on right track

RWOULDN’T you like to travel on the royal train? Just once? Wills and Kate’s personal carriage as they currently clickety- click around the country just looks so cosy. Comfy twin beds. A proper bathroom oom with spotless fluffy white towels and slippers. OK, it’s not Air Force One but it’s pretty spiffy.

Churchill insisted on travelling in total comfort during the Second World War.

His bespoke transatlantic aircraft featured a luxurious bedroom, heated toilet et seat, seat panelled conference room, bar and a small library. Envious, moi? ’ Course not. Just sayin’.