UK’S TOP TEN FUNNIES

2021-01-29 -

1. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks, I’m allergic to nuts

2. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tank. Tank who? You’re welcome

3. Knock, knock. Who’s there?

Little old lady. Little old lady who?

I didn’t know you could yodel

4. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes the police, come out with your hands up

5. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Stopwatch. Stopwatch who? Stopwatcha doing and open the door

6. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard I know? Just open the door

7. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cows go. Cows go who? No cows go moo

8. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce in it’s cold outside

9. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun, who? Nun of your business

10. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alex. Alex who? Alex-plain when you let me in