I’M A GLASS HALF FULL SORT OF GAL

THERE IS nothing more tedious in the entire world than people droning on about the virtues of giving up alcohol. And now that Boris has said he’s off the booze until Christmas in solidarity with pregnant Carrie, they’re all lining up to have their say.

How unbelievably boring. And as I’m certainly not the first to point out, SirWinston Churchill was a functioning alcoholic and Hitler was teetotal. Bring on the pink champagne!