THE WINDSORS: ENDGAME

Prince Of Wales Theatre until October 9, tickets 0844 482 5151

A panto version of the Channel 4 TV series The Windsors, this has a couple of highlights – a well-choreographed Matrixstyle fight between Meghan (Crystal Condie) and Kate (Kara Tointon) and Camilla’s song about Diana delivered by Tracy-Ann Oberman in full Wicked Witch of The Windsors mode. These moments aside, it’s witless drivel.