Katie’s mother of all excuses

DO I have any sympathy for disqualified driver Katie Price who crashed her car after an all-night drink and drugs binge? Nope, not a jot.

Price has been banned from driving SIX times in ten years, she’s had numerous car crashes and she’s repeatedly been caught driving with no licence. Never mind crashing her car – Price’s whole life is a car crash.

And I’m sorry but son Harvey cannot keep being used as an excuse for everything that happens to her. Friends are claiming that Harvey going into a residential home is partly responsible for her current situation. Nonsense.

Price just thinks the laws of the land don’t apply to her.

Worse, she can’t cope with the fact she’s blown a £40million fortune and is no longer the big star she once was. Well, she needs to try because with every botched surgery she has to try and turn back time, she looks increasingly desperate!

I’M delighted Britney Spears has wrested back control of her multi-million pound fortune from her manipulative father. She’s a 39-year-old woman and even if she does mess up her life and her finances – both are hers to mess up.

But does this story really warrant the frenzied global headlines it’s had? Cries of “Free Britney” have been ringing out around the world with people sobbing, hugging and laughing in the streets.

Overkill surely?

CARRIE Johnson slipped into the James Bond premiere by a side door at London’s Royal Albert Hall this week to avoid attention. Boris wasn’t with her. “It would look highly frivolous for the PM to attend a James Bond premiere while the country is in the midst of a fuel crisis,” said a source.

Yes, and it looks equally frivolous for his wife to attend.

WE’RE told Posh’s diet consists of steamed vegetables and toast topped with salt. Which explains why she finds it hard to ever crack a smile!