If he’s a celebrity, get us out of here
SEANN Walsh (who? I hear you ask) has been signed up for I’m A Celebrity. He’s the nondescript Strictly Come Dancing love rat who snogged his pro-partner Katya Jones, a kiss that ended her marriage and his relationship.
Jungle bosses say the comic –I actually had to look up what he did because I’d forgotten/ didn’t care/wasn’t interested – is likely to go into great detail about the kiss and his relationship with Katya. “Seann is an incredible signing,” said an overexcited ITV source. No he isn’t. He’s a nobody that ITV has dragged out of obscurity.
No one cares about him or that kiss which happened FOUR years ago and, if jungle bosses think Walsh is an “incredible signing”, God only knows how awful the other contestants are going to be.
I CAN see why Coleen Rooney is outraged at Rebekah Vardy’s suggestion that she give her £1.6million legal costs to charity. Having lost the case, Vardy has been ordered to pay Coleen an £800,000 instalment of her costs by November 15 but suggested she’d be happier if the money went to good causes. Coleen is spitting nails not because she actually needs to recoup her legal fees – £1.6million is literally chicken feed to the Rooneys. I suspect she’s furious that Vardy has got one over on her. Image is all in Wag World and Vardy is trying to make it look like the super-rich footballer’s wife is being petty and mean for not donating the cash to charity.
PRIMARK has finally reintroduced women-only changing rooms after a recent rumpus in Cambridge when a young woman was upset at twice being disturbed by men whilst trying on clothes.
“We want our customers to have a positive experience,” says Primark, which makes it sound like they’re doing women a big favour by allowing them to try on clothes in their underwear without blokes barging in.
Good on them for the U-turn though. But I can’t help thinking it was less to do with giving women a “positive experience” and more to do with the fear their profits would plummet in the wake of the backlash.