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Even pretty Pitt cannot live forever

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IWRITE here about Brad Pitt’s seemingly age-defying appearance and we all want to buy into that, and indeed any form of immortalit­y wherever it may appear to be on offer. Don’t we?

But it’s a chimera; a false idol. We should browse through the Tales Of The Arabian Nights for timeless wisdom as to our timeless mortality. Here’s my favourite, probably first told well over 2,000 years ago. The Tales were first recorded in writing in around 700AD and were current in the Middle East for generation­s before that.

A wealthy merchant sent his best servant down into the market in Baghdad to buy provisions. However, the man reappeared empty-handed within minutes, and he was in a blind panic.

“I am sorry, master, but I saw Death standing in the market place! She was staring at me, and raised her hand in a threatenin­g gesture! I must flee!”

The master considered.This was, obviously, nonsense, but he must stand by his man.

“Very well.Take my best horse and ride across the desert to my house in Samarra. I will send word for you there.” The man did as he was told and galloped away like the wind in a cloud of dust. Soon he had vanished over the horizon. His master was left increasing­ly annoyed. He was now down his best servant and his finest horse. And for what?

He took his second-best horse and rode down himself to the market. Sure enough, Death was loitering there, blackcowle­d and skeletal. Unafraid, he approached her. “What do you mean, threatenin­g my best man like that?” he demanded. “He is fit and well. You have no business with him here. Why did you make a threatenin­g gesture at him? I’m most displeased.” Death was momentaril­y surprised. Then she smiled, and nodded. “Ah! Now I understand. And I share your surprise, Sir. Because that was no threatenin­g gesture... it was one of surprise. I was astonished to see your man here in Baghdad this morning, of all mornings!”

The merchant frowned. “Why?” Death smiled again and spread her bony fingers “Because I have an appointmen­t with him tonight... in Samarra...”

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