HOLLYOAKS

THE GRIM REAPER GETS GRIMMER

I wonder if anyone ever wakes up in Hollyoaks, puts the kettle on, and says: ‘Right, today’s going to be just a normal day.’ There is little chance of it this week because Tuesday brings us Ste’s court hearing (left), and on Wednesday he is confronted by Leanne over his daughter’s disappearance. When your sentence is the best thing to happen to you in a week, you have to start asking questions. Life was much easier for him as a wife beater.

It’s not a good week for Tony, either, when on Wednesday he receives some shocking news (is there any other kind these days?) and is rushed to hospital. On Thursday, Diane is left distraught when she learns his fate, and on Friday she promises that she will be there for him. Call me Psychic Jaci, but in Hollyoaks speak, I suspect that means she won’t be.