EASTENDERS

TRICKS UP HIS SLEEVE?

Who does Keegan’s laundry? For someone who hangs around with unsavouries on East End streets, he certainly manages to keep up appearances; in those perfect white T-shirts, he’s a walking Persil advert. Despite her launderette experience, it can’t be Karen who does it, as she looks not so much like something the cat has dragged in, but the guy the local kids are preparing for Bonfire Night. All this might be about to change when Keegan (pictured) spots graffiti on Shakil’s poster and sees red. Out for revenge, he hatches a plan and agrees to go trick-or-treating with the Taylors (not that anyone will be able to distinguish their Halloween guises from their usual appearance). Here’s some advice: if they knock on your door, hide. They’re scary enough in daylight. When Keegan approaches his target, he gets involved in a scuffle. Bet you his clothing’s unscathed.

Finally, Hayley goes into labour but is sent into panic mode when the cab she is driving breaks down (ever think of calling a taxi or ambulance, love?). After giving birth alone, she loses consciousness, but luckily Keanu and Kat arrive and (finally) call an ambulance. Will Hayley and the baby be OK, and will the father be revealed to all?

Billy also ends up unconscious (how can they tell?) when, after self-medicating his injured tooth with alcohol and painkillers, he faints during a game of apple bobbing, just as Adam and Honey return – to hold him down under the water, if they have any sense.