DARK SIDE OF THE MOON

Daily Mail Weekend Magazine - - SOAP WATCH -

Here’s a pre­dic­tion. There is noth­ing this show loves more than a full moon at Christ­mas, and the white disc is usu­ally wheeled out when­ever Kat and Al­fie have a bit of a bond­ing/re-bond­ing ses­sion (Al­fie Moon – ged­dit? Will they ever tire of that gag?). So, my guess is that the props depart­ment is al­ready dust­ing off the full moon in time for a fes­tive love-fest. While Al­fie and Kat play happy fam­i­lies (in­set), we all know of course that it can’t last when Al­fie is re­vealed as the Baby Daddy of Hay­ley’s in­fant. The only ques­tion is when that’s

go­ing to hap­pen. My guess would be Christ­mas Day. That’s when high drama usu­ally hap­pens, just to save the show from hav­ing to feed ev­ery­one, should any char­ac­ter threaten to eat any­thing on Christ­mas Day (they won’t; trust me).

Shirley is back in Mafia mode when she warns Linda to ex­tri­cate a con­fes­sion from Stu­art, or else they do things her way (al­though her hair alone is usu­ally enough to put the fright­en­ers on any­one). Linda em­barks on her plan but is left feel­ing guilty when she and Stu­art kiss. But how far is she pre­pared to go to get what she needs?

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