EMMERDALE

■ LAND ON YOUR FEET

Of all the things you want to inherit in Emmerdale, land is not one of them. It causes nothing but problems and no one ever makes any money from it. What you really want to inherit is Home Farm’s wine cellar, which miraculously refills itself without anyone having to nip to Tesco.

So, the land Victoria has inherited from grandmother Annie is destined to bring only trouble. Should she rent it out or sell it? Whatever she decides, maybe this will be the catalyst to firm up the on-off romance with Luke (pictured). Who can resist an heiress? Even if it means mowing grass.