EMMERDALE

■ AN OLD FLAME FLICKERS

Marlon may have a son with Rhona but she’s one of the few women in Emmerdale he didn’t marry. That could change though as they confide their true feelings to mutual friend Paddy (pictured with Rhona). They have seven marriages between them, so if they end up tying the knot, it doesn’t exactly scream ‘silver wedding anniversary’.

Liv is diagnosed with epilepsy and has a seizure with Vinny, who calls his waste of space dad Paul instead of an ambulance. No wonder Aaron angrily tells him to move out. Liv and Vinny’s split is such a dead cert, I’m surprised Paul hasn’t placed a bet on it.