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Clueless celebs ruin the show

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Celebrity Mastermind on BBC1 subjects the long-running quiz show to ridicule – some of the celebritie­s make a farce of the programme, only managing to score single figures. I really feel sorry for quizmaster John Humphrys having to listen to the nonsensica­l answers some of them give.

Douglas Pringle, Carlisle

CANCER JUN 23 – JUL 23

With so many frustratio­ns to deal with, it’s no wonder you feel as if you’ve got a ball and chain dragging behind you. The good news is that February’s innovating Arc of Aquarius brings a plethora of ideas that will enable you to progress at a faster pace. Whether you find the strength to throw the ball ahead of you (and be carried along by its momentum), or you create a psychologi­cal trolley (so that you can pull it more easily), you’re being given the tools to free yourself of a wearying burden. Capture the energy of the positively star-filled skies. Call your in-depth, monthahead forecast: 0906 751 5604.

LEO JUL 24 – AUG 23

In difficult times, our thoughts turn to our nearest and dearest. Ideally, we think about them with fondness and concern rather than wondering how we ever let them into our lives! We’re not supposed to be silently grateful for the fact that we can’t see certain people. February brings you opportunit­ies to question and re-evaluate. As you find new appreciati­on for someone in your life, you’ll benefit from a developing emotional rapport. A special bond of mutual support can enrich your life. Fulfil your dreams! The exciting celestial outlook can help to maximise your chances of success. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO AUG 24 – SEP 23

Who would imagine that one of the consequenc­es of living such restricted lives would be that we’re experienci­ng so much more confusion? Yet the qualms you’re having are increasing your awareness of the need to have more faith in yourself. If you suffer doubts over the coming month, remember that you always accomplish more than you ever think you can. Self-assurance is a bit like a game – and the Arc of Aquarius means you’ll respond better than ever to your own encouragem­ent. How can you benefit from February’s thrilling planetary developmen­ts? They can change your life! For good news, call 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA SEP 24 – OCT 23

In this period of confinemen­t, the idea of pursuing freedom seems like an impossibil­ity. Yet, as February’s Arc of Aquarius releases and reveals your innermost emotions, if you look within, at your hopes and dreams, it will enable you to reassess your own traditiona­l ways of being and re-evaluate your expectatio­ns of yourself. You have so much potential; so many gifts still to develop. Even if you start by taking small steps, you’ll quickly realise how much influence you have and what changes you can bring. The coming month is going to be special. Call your latest in-depth prediction to hear inspiring news: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO OCT 24 – NOV 22

Wearing masks makes it harder for us to show our emotions. But even though they steam up our glasses, they don’t change our actual eyesight. It’s our view of the world that alters. So it’s no wonder you feel as if you’ve been blinkered. It seems that an aspiration is disappeari­ng from view and that you’ll never be able to turn a dream into a reality. February’s Arc of Aquarius shines new light into your life and enables you to reinterpre­t a set of signals. You’ll find reasons to be inspired in February. In a month that’s crammed with cosmic creativity, you can transform your life. For four minutes of valuable news, call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIU­S NOV 23 – DEC 21

Everything will come right in the end. The question on everyone’s lips is, when will that be? How long do you have to wait for that glorious day to arrive? Yet many situations are still under your control. You can call a halt to one silly situation whenever you want. The Arc of Aquarius helps you let go of something you’ve been clinging on to. One particular ‘end’ can happen right now. As soon as you bring it to a close, it will come right; and, with a renewed sense of optimism, you’ll have a more fulfilling February. There are great opportunit­ies in store for you. For valuable insight about the month ahead, call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN DEC 22 – JAN 20

Sometimes we go to huge efforts and invest all our energy into a process, yet don’t seem to get very far. Why bother putting in so much effort when there’s no tangible result? It often seems as though we’re just wasting our time. Meanwhile, the world seems to be full of folk who don’t seem to be motivated, yet are doing just as well. It’s frustratin­g. Yet, as a noble Capricorn, you’re obliged to do your best. February’s Arc of Aquarius promises that, this month, your dedication will bring success. In this encouragin­g cosmic climate, problems can be solved more easily than you think. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS JAN 21 – FEB 19

What’s that sitting on your shoulder holding a wand? Is it a wish-granting fairy? Or your celestial helper? With Venus moving into your sign, joining the Arc of Aquarius, you’re being looked after this month. On both a material and emotional level, you’re being offered tangible support and sustenance. Which doesn’t mean to say that you’ll win the lottery. But if you recognise, with gratitude, all the minor miracles that happen in your world, you’ll be delighted by the frequency with which they manifest. This month brings enormous potential for positive change. If you want to transform your life, call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES FEB 20 – MAR 20

Things don’t happen simply because they need to happen. They happen when we acknowledg­e a need and prioritise making an effort to meet it. If you’re not happy about the circumstan­ces you’re facing, the way to sort them out has already begun. The first step was admitting something was wrong. Under February’s Arc of Aquarius, you can initiate change. As long as you resolve to stay optimistic, then goodwill and positive energy can transform a situation from satisfacto­ry to delightful. You’ve got lots to look forward to in the coming month! There’s inspiratio­n in your latest four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5612.

 ??  ?? February is breakthrou­gh time! Saturn and Uranus encourage us to put theory into practice. And when Venus joins the planetary party in Aquarius, we’ll find that, if we commit, we can make valuable, innovative progress this month.
February is breakthrou­gh time! Saturn and Uranus encourage us to put theory into practice. And when Venus joins the planetary party in Aquarius, we’ll find that, if we commit, we can make valuable, innovative progress this month.

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