EMMERDALE

■ BROUGHT TO ACCOUNT

While it is true that the mother/son relationship of Kim and Jamie is hardly of Hamlet/ Gertrude proportions, the pair seem joined at the hip. Hellbent on revenge, Mack hatches a plan when he overhears the dynamic duo discussing a potential client (pictured). Inevitably, Jamie gets hoodwinked into showing Mack’s ‘Fake Greg’ the accounts. Honestly, everything Jamie touches turns to clay; he’s certainly not a chip off the old block – neither Frank nor Kim.

Laurel, meanwhile, is sadly back on the bottle. Smirnoff are the only people laughing all the way to the bottle bank.