EASTENDERS

■ PRIDE BEFORE A FALL

Ruby’s pregnancy saga has become very complicated. Martin didn’t want babies and she did. Then she faked a pregnancy. Yesterday, she turned out to be pregnant for real. Now, there’s another complication when Martin asks about the 12-week scan and the sonographer tells Ruby that she’s seven weeks gone (pictured). How will she get out of this one? More to the point, how quickly can she get out of that hideous orange sweater? The man from Del Monte says nooo!

The pregnancy takes another turn when Ruby has a setback and has to leave for the

hospital; then there’s a third trip there when, after an argument with Stacey, Ruby falls down the stairs. Talk about milking a set.

While trying not to appear unbearably smug… did I not say, weeks ago, that Kat and Phil belonged together and I could see it on the cards? Told yer! But how long will it last? Let’s be honest, he could do worse. And has. After living under the shadow of Sharon’s eyelashes for so long, he’ll probably just be glad to see daylight. Sharon, however, is hopeful, until Phil tells her they’re over. Her tears will need pliers to escape from behind those eye shutters.