SOAP WATCH

For many years, it was women’s medical conditions that took precedence in Soapland – breast cancer, mental illness, addiction – but increasingly, illnesses that men face have become more prevalent. Historically, men have been required to be unflinching in the face of medical adversity (apart from when they get ‘man flu’ and then the world must stop), but soap now reflects the broadening acceptability of men publicly admitting when they need help.

Many are still reluctant to do so, which is why Eastenders’ storyline about Stuart’s breast cancer is such a powerful one. And is Cain heading for a depressive episode in Emmerdale? Will one of the toughest characters in Soapland find himself in the grip of something beyond his control?

Corrie’s storyline surrounding Aidan’s suicide struck a chord, particularly amongst young men, who identified with his vulnerability and sense of isolation; Aidan’s father Johnny had MS, and again, a great deal about the condition was highlighted by the show.

No longer should anyone have to suffer in silence, and never has it been more important for soap to reflect that.

SHOTGUN WEDDING

You just know that when a wedding is planned for Valentine’s Day, everything is going to go wrong (although that’s largely true of every wedding on any day in this village). While the ceremony goes off without a hitch and Billy and Dawn exchange vows, when it comes to the reception they’re nowhere to be seen. Cue Meena, and soon the couple find themselves at a remote viaduct, facing the barrel of Meena’s gun (pictured). Yes, the props cupboard has been raided yet again, and Billy has a choice to make – he can save himself or Dawn. Oh please, all of

you fall off the viaduct and have done with this now utterly ridiculous storyline.

That doesn’t look as if it’s going to happen any time soon, as other locals get caught up in the drama. Will anyone be shot? Will anyone lose their life? Will the entire village be wiped out before a copper has the thought that something might be amiss here?

Cain is in serious moody mode (how can they tell?) and it’s left to Chas to try to cheer him up. Seriously? Let’s hope the gallons of whisky Cain’s drinking knock him out before the Laughing Gasbag tortures him into oblivion.