JONATHAN CAINER

YESTERDAY, a reader called Raffaella asked me to write about the 90-degree angle between Uranus and Pluto which began in 2010 and continues to 2015. She is worried about some of the things she has read on the internet about this alignment. It has been blamed for several of the world’s current woes, especially the economic problems faced by so many countries. There are some who say it proves that we’re going to see global financial meltdown. It doesn’t. It merely suggests that, till 2015, we’ll all be haunted by the fear of such a collapse. More tomorrow.

ARIES

THESE days, everyone Mar 21 — Apr 20

is a critic. Go on the internet and look up a book, a movie or a hotel. Under each, there is a string of comments. ‘We loved it.’ ‘Hated it.’ ‘Best ever.’ ‘Waste of time.’ Do we know whose opinions we are reading? Do we care? Perhaps not, but we are influenced all the same. Yet we are all individuals. What works for you may not work for me — and vice versa. Be wary of finding too much fault with yourself or your situation. Enter March with an open mind. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS

HAVE you seen Apr 21 — May 21

Venus and Jupiter shining so brightly, so near to each other in the evening sky, lately? In March, the two come closer together. Soon, they will both be in the same sector of the sky. Your sign. That’s auspicious. Do you feel as if you are about to become the beneficiary of a profound and benign astrological influence? If not, it may be because the heavenly helping hand is not so much going to carry you to cloud nine, as lift you out of a ditch. But even so, it will be good. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI

LET us imagine May 22 — June 22

that it is nearly bedtime. You are tired but you say to yourself: ‘I slept very well last night. Surely I don’t need to repeat the exercise again, so soon?’ How daft would that be? Existence, on this funny little spinning ball of rock, requires essential, ongoing maintenance. There are many things we must do again and again. One such process of repetition involves giving thanks. Find fresh gratitude in your heart for all that’s good in your world. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER

DANGER is all June 23 — July 23

around us. The knives in our kitchen could easily cut our fingers. The sockets in our walls could send shockwaves through our bodies. That’s before we even leave home. Every time we cross the street, we take our lives into our hands. Don’t we? Or do we? While we must maintain a degree of diligence, we really need not be constantly in fear of disaster. So it is now with a potential problem in your life. You have identified it. You are being careful. Now, please, relax. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO

HOW are we supposed to July 24 — Aug 23 know what is good for us? One moment we hear a particular food has tremendous benefits, the next we discover that people are suffering from the consequences of eating too much of it. The experts love to give advice and opinions, but they also love to change their minds — or to argue with other experts. Sometimes, we can end up with an unhealthy desire to be too healthy! In your heart, you know what has to be good for you in March. Trust that. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO

I REALLY ought not to Aug 24 — Sep 23

do this. I should focus only on your outlook for the next 24 hours or so. But then again, we are at the start of a new month and I can’t resist mentioning the glorious grand trine that will take place in a couple of weeks. Mars, which has been in your sign for some while, will form two wonderfully supportive alignments — one to Jupiter and Venus, one to Pluto. With all that to look forward to, how can anything bother you? OK. Don’t answer that. Just try to ignore it. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA

NOT all milk comes Sep 24 — Oct 23

from cows. As my fellow vegans will confirm, it is possible to make milk from soya beans, almonds, even oats. But people are fussy about the kind of milk they like. Perhaps this is to do with the psychological connotation of the substance. We expect milk to nurture and nourish. We expect something similar from our emotions. We want comfort and love — and, generally, we want it in a particular way. Be more inventive about your options today. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 ‘LOOK on the

bright side.’ That’s what I always say. People think that because I issue these pieces of astrological advice from my great ivory tower with an observatory on the top, I cannot hear the reaction they generate . Ah, but I do. I know just how often folk say: ‘Oh no, he’s advising me to be optimistic yet again. Doesn’t he know what trouble I face?’ Well, yes, I do. That’s why I say what I say. What other side can you possibly want to look on? It is your only option. And it will work! March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS

I DON’T Nov 23 — Dec 21

want to do myself out of a job but, possibly, this page is not the only place to look if you want to know your outlook is encouraging. Step outside this evening. Look at those two bright planets, shining sweetly. One is Venus, planet of all things loving, inspiring and rewarding. The other is Jupiter, your ruler. Keep looking over the next few nights. They are edging evercloser to a conjunction. That means exactly what you might imagine. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 THE best

horror films never show the monster. We get a glimpse of a scaly hide or a sharp fang. Just enough to unnerve us, not enough to make us think, what’s such a big deal about that? The longer we spend looking at anything, the more we feel as if we understand it. I know you are looking at something you cannot clearly see. You don’t really want a closer view because you suspect it will make things worse. On the contrary. It will help everything seem much better. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 MORE today

about the deepest dive in history. Piccard and Walsh went to the bottom of the Mariana Trench in 1960. Walsh thought on the way up that someone would be back again in a year or two. But nobody ever went. They didn’t see very much. But sometimes in life, when you have a very deep experience, it seems afterwards there is not a lot to report. How deeply are you going into a new area of your psyche? Treasure each moment. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES

‘ALL our words are Feb 20 — Mar 20

but crumbs that fall down from the feast of the mind.’ I used this line from Kahlil Gibran in another forecast recently. It is such an evocative image. It captures the way the most substantial and significant experiences somehow begin to seem trivial and incomplete when we try to talk about them. As we move into March, when Venus and Jupiter will soon form a glorious conjunction that in turn becomes part of a rare grand trine, you can expect a series of great revelations. March is due to be stunning. I’ve just recorded your four-minute, month-ahead forecast. Learn how the rare, grand trine can help you. Call 0906 751 5612.