JONATHAN CAINER
Mar 21 — Apr 20 HOW are you
supposed to keep someone happy? Indeed, never mind keeping them happy, how are you going to make them happy in the first place — unless you make someone else rather unhappy? Isn’t there a more elegant solution, one that meets all needs simultaneously? Well, there is, and you may well be able to find and implement it — but not immediately. For now, at least, there is a bit of a juggling act for you to perform. Try to remain alert and stay light on your toes. As the last glimmer of the waning moon slips out of sight, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. Call for your NEW Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5601.
Apr 21 — May 21
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‘I ALWAYS prefer May 22 — June 22
to believe the best of everybody. It saves so much trouble.’ So said Rudyard Kipling. I quoted him for you on Monday when we looked at that famous line about ‘keeping your head when all around are losing theirs’. Today’s words tell us how this can be done. You won’t go wrong if you treat other people as if you expect their hearts to be kind and their ideas to be wise. Be a little cautious, just in case they aren’t. But not too careful because they probably are! As the last glimmer of the waning moon slips out of sight, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. Call for your NEW Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5603. Dear Jonathan, My sister once lived in a house where often she would see what appeared to be a strange man in his pyjama bottoms come out of the bathroom at the top of the stairs on the second floor, enter the bedroom and disappear. I told her I believed it was residual energy of a previous occupant. That man probably made that same trek every morning for who knows how many years and she was just sensitive enough to see that left-over energy. Julie Dear Julie, I reckon you’re right. But how fortunate he wasn’t just wearing the top!
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SOME people spend a lot July 24 — Aug 23 on goods and services that could be bought for far less. If they chose the cheaper option, they probably wouldn’t even notice the difference. They are paying for kudos. If their pockets will stretch that far, such preferences are their prerogative. But if they won’t, they surely deserve to be rescued from the temptation to incur such unnecessary costs. What might you be placing too much value on? Where could your priorities be more wisely realised. As the last glimmer of the waning moon slips out of sight, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. Call for your NEW Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5605.
Aug 24 — Sep 23
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THE more you think, Sep 24 — Oct 23
the more you see how much you have to think about. And the more you wonder whether you are really thinking what you ought to be thinking or just thinking what you think you ought to think. Is that a subtle distinction or a crucial one? It depends on how confused you are. A little uncertainty is a good thing. It will lead you to greater clarity. But a lot of doubt is a strong suggestion you already are clear, yet you are just not sure how best to tell others about this. As the last glimmer of the waning moon slips out of sight, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. Call for your NEW Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5607.
Oct 24 — Nov 22
As the last glimmer of the waning moon slips out of sight, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. Call for your NEW Moon-sign forecast: 0906 751 5608. Nov 23 — Dec 21 HOW
important is the thing that mattered most to you just a few days ago? Is it still relevant? Or have events superseded that need? New thoughts and circumstances can often change our lives