JONATHAN CAINER

Dear Jonathan, You recently shared a letter from someone who seemed to be suggesting that some people can drain other people’s energy. i know that if a lie is repeated often enough it will be treated as a truth, but this is such an arrogant self-deception. People really don’t have the power to take away our cheerfulness if we focus on all that’s positive. Mark Dear Jonathan, When people talk about aura or energy vampires, i feel sorry for them. emotions are internal. We create them ourselves. nobody is a vampire until you allow them to be. Del

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 WOULD somebody care to supply an explanation? Don’t we deserve to know what is going on? Are we all just supposed to take everything in our stride, accept without question whatever we don’t understand and just act as if we have got it all under control? Apparently, yes! Seemingly, this week, the more you bluff, the more you guess, the more you just ‘hope for the best’ and do what seems most sensible under the circumstances, the more serendipity will surround you. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 WHEN we feel vulnerable, we often hope someone will solve our problems for us. We don’t experience this yearning at times of strength. Either we have greater faith in our ability to solve our own problems, or we feel so self-assured that we no longer see our problems as problems. They become merely ‘issues’ that we are addressing. Of course, it is often when our confidence is a little too high that we create the most trouble. But, this week, you have good reason to believe in your own natural wisdom. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI May 22 — June 22

THE green one must always be connected to the stripy blue and red one, unless it’s a Thursday or the wind is blowing from the east. Various other exclusions and caveats can be found in the small print which you read in its entirety back at the start of the process — didn’t you? As you strive to grasp a convoluted argument, you are wondering whether anyone actually knows the best way to deal with a particular challenge. This week you will yet manage to make sense of it. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5603.

CANCER

HAVE you ever June 23 — July 23 had one of those dreams where you try to talk but the words just don’t come out — or they do, but it seems as if the people who are supposed to be listening to you speak a different language? Where there is communication at all, it is more attributable to coincidence than to clarity of language. It is bad enough to deal with such frustration in a

nocturnal vision. But if it is part of daily reality, something has to change. This week, what needs

to be said gets properly understood. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5604.

LEO July 24 — Aug 23 WHY do we have problems? So we can revel in the joy of solutions when we find them. What a question. You might as well ask: ‘Why do we have night?’ Oh, I see, you weren’t asking this. Well, what were you asking? I got the impression you wanted to know something. Perhaps your question was: ‘Why do we consult astrologers?’ But that is easy, isn’t it? ‘So we can bask in the comfort of cosmic reassurance.’ Happily, I can give you what you want. The coming week will confirm my prognosis. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO

YOU are good at Aug 24 — Sep 23 giving advice. But are you just a little too good at taking it? This might not prove quite so problematic, if only you were inclined to take the same advice that you give. But while you may warn others about the dangers of following the wrong guidance, you can be surprisingly uncritical about instructions and suggestions that are offered to you. This week, as you wrestle with a dilemma, you might care to ask yourself what you would tell yourself, if only you were someone else! I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 SO, HERE you are again wrestling with the issues that have already taken up so much of your time and attention. Are you any closer to a solution? And if not, what makes you think you will ever get a satisfactory answer to a question that you would far prefer not to have to ask? You may fear that your optimism is getting the better of your intelligence but actually, this week, you will discover that your heart understands much more about a situation than your mind knows. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 WHEN we borrow from the bank, we have to pay back more than we took. When we place our funds into a saving account, we expect a reward for our investment. And if our situation is neutral, with neither debits nor credits to consider, well, that is not necessarily the kind of economic heaven some folk might imagine. As with money, so with affection, attention, energy, indeed, any process that requires give and take. As long as arrangements are moderate, all will be well this week. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 IF A plan doesn’t work, what will you fall back on? Or perhaps you feel you should have no alternative in place lest this distracts you? As a Sagittarian, you are resourceful and spontaneous. You enjoy the excitement of rising to a challenge, the more so if it is one you dare not fail. That obliges you to give it all you have. Perhaps you will be able to come through with whatever it takes, only if you see no other choice. But must life really be so intense this week? I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 THE Equinox is often seen as the astrological new year. But if this is a time to ring in the new, what must happen to the old? Is it fair to cast it out into the cold, to air-brush it from the present picture? Has the old really been so badly behaved? If we heap blame upon its head, won’t we just prevent ourselves from recognising what is equally wrong with more recent innovation? There is a short, sharp way to instigate change and a just, humane, alternative. Be kind at the same time as being strong. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 YOU maybe clever, but you aren’t a genius. Or, if you are, you are surely one of those absent-minded professors whose thought processes are so lofty that they may be able to solve the world’s problems but they still can’t recall where they left their keys. Experience has taught you to be wary of someone whose logic is not always as robust as your own. But, this week, their opinions and observations may prove well worth listening to, especially on practical matters. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5611.

PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 PERFORMERS often have a strange mismatch of moods once they leave the stage. The applause is still ringing in their ears, yet the audience have gone home. Now, who are they supposed to amaze and impress? It can take a while to come down from any kind of a high, no matter how natural, innocent or well deserved. Last week’s experiences were intense. Pace yourself this week lest you inadvertently create more drama at a time when you ought to be allowing matters to gently settle down. I have important news about the big changes due to happen in your life. Your latest week ahead forecast is ready. Call 0906 751 5612.