JONATHAN CAINER
Hello Jonathan, You recently shared a letter from someone who suggested we can ‘slow down time’ with intense concentration. It made me think of the Japanese man who painted those views of Mt Fuji many years ago. He also painted odd pictures of waves that
ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 A REBALANCING process takes place around the time of every equinox. Wherever things have been out of line, awkwardly placed or problematically positioned, people start to feel an almost overwhelming urge to tidy up. Where there is a mess, it must be sorted out. Where there is confusion, it needs to be replaced with clarity. You may not have all the right answers today, but you are starting to ask all the right questions. It won’t be much longer until these naturally lead you to make some long overdue decision. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21 MANY herbalists believe nature is not just munificent but prescient. They say: ‘If you fall ill, look to see which wild herbs are growing spontaneously near your home or along a journey you regularly take.’ The chances are, they will have the healing properties you require and they will be fully established as plants because well, because the cosmos knew in advance that you would be needing them! Such a view of the world requires great faith. But you may see reasons today that make this idea more credible. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moonsign prediction. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22 HEALTH and safety is an evolving science. Or is it an art? We may think we have considered all the implications of a plan or process; this could go wrong, that could prove problematic, but what if we have overlooked something? Perhaps our risk assessment itself requires a risk assessment! And if we make too many allowances for the unknown, perhaps nothing will be able to happen. Somehow, now, red tape must be cut through and responsibility must be taken. You can do it! Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moonsign prediction. Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER June 23 — July 23 ONLY proven the spians tread the boards in big theatres. The public pay to see actors who have earned a reputation for being consistent performers. We know that, even if a play is not so good, they will somehow make it come to life. But though Shakespeare said ‘all the world’s a stage’, he said little about who was responsible for casting and production — other than to suggest we all begin as rank amateurs. It seems you are being invited to take on an important role. You may yet play it impressively. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 — Aug 23 IF THINGS must be bad before they can get better, doesn’t that impugn the Creator of the universe with callous incompetence? What a spoilsport. Fancy having the power to implement such a grand, glorious, design and then to oblige the whole human race to abide by some outdated ethical principle in which only suffering can lead to redemption. Why can’t life just be good and then get even better? Let us leave our theosophical debate aside. Even if there is a flaw in life’s diamond, soon you will see it shine. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 SOMETIMES, in our dreams, we believe we are awake. Or we know that we are asleep and we recognise we ought to wake up, so we pull ourselves around and do our best to return to normal awareness. Only later do we realise that we are still dreaming. Lately, it is as if you have woken from a dream only to discover that either you are still asleep or that wakefulness is not quite the state that you remembered it as. A small change of perspective today will yet help you to make sense of baffling circumstances. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 LIFE is full of puzzles that don’t seem easy to solve. So, when we find a successful route to get from A to B, we rarely stop to think about whether it is the shortest, most economical or most efficient. If it does what we need it to do, if it gets us where we want to be, let us cross it off the ‘worry list’ and treat it as a comforting accomplishment. A plan or process is ‘just about working’ for you now. But you would benefit far more if it were more reliable or less demanding. Put it back on that list; it won’t stay there long! Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 IF WE eat too much, we put on weight. If we don’t eat enough, we lose it. Ideally, therefore, we should carefully measure every mouthful, count every calorie and strive to find the perfect balance. Only, unless you happen to find joy in dietary accountancy, it isn’t much fun. Minor fluctuations in stable situations make them interesting. Better to rise to the odd challenge, even if this involves a small risk, than to lead a life devoid of adventure. Don’t play it so safe today that you keep a rewarding opportunity at bay. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS WHAT will Nov 23 — Dec 21 the price of failure be? It may cost less than success! Many say we profit from our mistakes because they teach us valuable lessons that can be learned in no other way. Our triumphs, on the other hand, inflate our egos and lull us into a false sense of security regarding our judgment. Convinced we can do no wrong, we then create a catalogue of catastrophes. That isn’t a good enough reason to be philosophical about today’s margin for error. But don’t push yourself too hard! Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 WHERE is the past? Is it sitting on the naughty step with a dunce’s cap on? Has it been sent there to learn a lesson and to think about the way it has behaved? Perhaps it is writing out lines, too? ‘I will not do such a silly thing again. I will not do...’ When will it be deemed to have had sufficient punishment? If it can’t be expelled from the great school of life, surely it must eventually be reintegrated? If your past doesn’t have a future, what does that say about your own outlook? Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 EINSTEIN didn’t believe in black holes. The father of modern physics couldn’t see how they were possible. Either he was wrong or the current community of scientists are basing many of their assumptions on a series of terrible errors. It is not for me, a mere astrologer, to pass judgment, but I can pass comment! I can point out that sometimes, even the smartest among us have blind spots, lapses of logic or selective memories. Neither are you infallible today, nor is someone else inevitably foolish. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20 WHEN should a fire be stoked? And when should it be damped down? Answers to questions like these can’t always be attained by assessing the immediate, obvious, situation. We may, for example, need to consider how the temperature will be at some particular point in the future. Life now invites you to employ your own powers of prediction and to take action accordingly. That requires taking a long view of a situation in which it is tempting to respond to in a way that honours only short-term implications. Looking for some good news? Dial in your date of birth for your NeW, spookily accurate Moon-sign prediction. Call 0906 751 5612.