JONATHAN CAINER
Hi Jonathan, Much has been said about whether it is necessary to watch an eclipse to be touched by it. What about a rainbow? Three years ago, I was really sad. I saw a bright rainbow from my window and thought: ‘Hope is still there.’ Yesterday, I saw a ha
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GEMINI May 22 — June 22 CAN you yodel while hopping on one leg? Can you do that while juggling three eggs? What if, instead of eggs, you use flaming torches? Now, how about performing it all on a trampoline while blindfolded? There is always a way to make a difficult situation even more difficult than it originally was. There is, though, no law that states that every situation must inevitably become more problematic. If there is no benefit in allowing yourself to be pushed to the limit, don’t allow it! Please keep reading. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for April and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5603. CANCER June 23—July 23 THE forthcoming lunar eclipse symbolises significant renewal, recovery and the potential for transformation, physical and psychological. You don’t need to see this eclipse or be in a part of the world from which it is visible. You just need to know that your life is being turned upside down in the nicest possible way, for the best possible reason — and that whatever is
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LEO July 24— Aug 23 ARE you a hero or a villain? Famous or infamous? Notable or notorious? That depends on who we ask. You are a powerful person. You make an impact on the people and situations you get involved with. Not only do you have a controversial reputation, it is inconsistent, too. People sometimes change their minds about you. Why, then, should you worry about what anyone else thinks? They will think something different soon. The coming eclipse will happily help many to revisit their opinion. I’ve got lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your NEW, inspiration-packed forecast on 0906 751 5605. VIRGO Aug 24—Sep 23 CAN you give up your vices? Can you discipline yourself to stick to a strict regime? Well, of course! You have a natural aptitude for self-restraint. You can put up with almost any inconvenience if you feel sure it is for the greater good. But are you convinced that sacrifices, made under the current harmonious alignment between Mercury and Saturn, will bring benefits? You can attain almost any objective that you believe in. But first, you must persuade yourself that you actually do believe in it. Please keep reading. Your in-depth, NEW April forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 I FINISHED your forecast yesterday with the words ‘. . . it is not ever wrong to alter a belief’. How can I say that with such confidence? Aren’t our beliefs expressions of conviction? Don’t we crucially compromise them when we allow ourselves to alter them? I’d like to suggest it all depends on whether we are ignoring or forgetting a point of principle or we are making a deliberate reassessment in the light of new understanding. An eclipse is coming. A change is appropriate. Even if you don’t usually call your in-depth phone forecast, you should hear the excellent news in your NEW April prediction. Dial 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24—Nov 22 WE DON’T just see life differently from those with whom we have little or nothing in common. Our individual experiences make us unique. These all vary, albeit slightly, from those of someone to whom we are extremely close. But often, such minor variations aren’t noticed easily. It is only when we are expecting to find conflicting views that we start looking for them. A newly discovered point of disagreement need not become the source of major argument. Just try to understand it. April is the month you’ve been waiting for. Get the good news and learn what to guard against in your NEW four-minute forecast. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 MANY people turn to their forecast looking for insight or reassurance about some future possibility. I suspect that is not your main area of interest. You seek vindication. You want to be told that you are in the right about some matter over which you have been accused of being in the wrong. Or perhaps there has been no accusation, just an inference, a slight suggestion or an implication. Even so, you are bristling. Be less defensive. Please keep reading. I’ve taken a good look at your forecast for April and I have great things to tell you. For inspiration, call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN Dec 22— Jan 20 THERE are, it seems, few countries that don’t show The X Factor. Regional versions of this contest are held so that wouldbe star performers can be assessed by experts while the viewers decide whether they agree with the criticisms of the panel. So much, then, for ‘judge not, lest ye be judged’. Perhaps they should make a new show in which someone else judges all those judges! In your life, someone is showing questionable judgment. Be delicate about how you highlight this. Seize your chance to understand what’s happening in your horoscope and discover how to assure success in April. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS Jan 21—Feb 19 MANY young people yearn to set the world to rights. Slowly, they notice the world is a large place and that quite a lot is wrong with it! They have to concede they may be able to fix only a small amount of what’s wrong. If they are truly wise, they wonder whether their own assessment of what’s wrong is right. What if what’s really wrong with the world is that it’s full of people trying to make it a better place? A small degree of philosophical caution may serve you well. I’ve got lots to tell you about April — and you’re going to like it. Do yourself a favour. Call your NEW, inspiration-packed forecast on 0906 751 5611. PISCES Feb 20—Mar 20 HOW far can you trust your understanding of a sensitive situation? Can you look at it objectively? Might you have a vested interest in the outcome? Do you care so much about one individual that you would want them to succeed, regardless of how unwise their point of view? The qualities of impartiality and objectivity are never easy to summon and we often persuade ourselves we possess these when we do not. But the further back you stand, the better the upshot of a drama will be. Please keep reading. Your in-depth, NEW April forecast could be one of the most rewarding phone calls you ever make. Dial 0906 751 5612.