Straight to the POINT

NICOLA, ‘Queen of Scots’. Can’t go wrong with that title . . . can it?

Allan J. Burck, Poynton, cheshire. WE KNOW the financial world is full of predators, so why has the Government thrown out fresh bait for the sharks in the form of retirement pensions?

Tony Satchell, Bicester, Oxfordshire. ONLY a fool would invite 1,000 people to stay in his house if he only had three bedrooms.

JEM Tugwood, Worthing, W Sussex. FIRST there was Salmond, now it’s Sturgeon. Plus lots of codswallop! It’s all getting a little fishy.

Geoffrey Palmer, Beeston, notts. WHEN are the supermarkets going to be honest — as promised — and clearly label halal meat?

name supplied, Devon. DON’T you feel ashamed to be a woman? They want shortlists, and many other rules bent in their favour. Now they want to come back 20 years later to grab more money from ex-husbands!

Mrs P. Collins, Isleworth, Middlesex. DAVID CAMERON wants ‘Ukip voters to come back to the Conservatives’ (Mail). He still doesn’t realise it’s the Conservatives who should come back to the voters.

DAVID WALDRAM, chilwell, notts. YEAH, yeah, Tony Blair, you know best — and Iraq once had weapons of mass destruction.

M. Redwood, new Inn, Gwent. WELL, poor Ed Miliband can kiss Number 10 goodbye before even getting there: Tony Blair has stood up for him.

T. MAUNDER, kirkstall, leeds. THANKS to Dame Helen Ghosh’s political agenda outside of the true objectives of the National Trust, that’s £100 membership saved this year.

J. HADDON, Birmingham.