JONATHAN CAINER
Hi Jonathan, You recently touched on newly emerging ideas and concepts in the world of physics. With what some people call quantum tethering and others label quantum entanglement, it would seem everything is connected. If that’s so, things like ESP and astrology would be very real and would fully affect everything else in the universe including us humans. I just don’t understand how any serious scientist could say these things are silly superstition. I feel sure it’s all just another branch of science we have yet to fully understand, and I look forward greatly to being proven right. Jason ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20
A CLASSIC Monty Python comedy sketch is about a man who goes looking for an argument. It is very funny. Sadly, folk who do this kind of thing in real life are not as funny. Yet they exist. We all know individuals who just aren’t happy unless they are carping, criticising or courting conflict. It’s very tricky when we meet such characters not to stoop to their level. It is as if they create a vacuum that draws us in. Stand back from unnecessary negativity today. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 — May 21
CAN you tell what I’m thinking? Can you read my mind? You can’t, nor I yours. Not unless we both really want to communicate. Even then, we’ll have to consciously project our thoughts and send as many non-verbal hints and signals as we can and still risk misunderstanding. People can be at cross-purposes even when they are talking face-to-face. When they are not talking, how can either possibly be sure what the other one feels or thinks? Don’t guess, today: ask questions. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 — June 22
IMAGINE for one moment that the supreme ruler of the universe has popped out to get a bagel and skinny latte for breakfast and asked you to mind the shop. Suddenly, you have power. You can do whatever you like, influence any situation. What would you like to change? Be careful how you answer that. If you really could alter a situation, you might find yourself regretting it. Accept things as they are. In many hidden ways, they are better than you might think! Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5603. CANCER June 23 — July 23
WHEN pennies drop, they don’t always clatter. Sometimes, they fall silently onto a padded surface. We realise that we understand what had previously baffled us. We might not feel the need to say anything or to do anything. We might just decide to bide our time. Eventually, we will get a chance to use our new-found knowledge. You are now wiser than you were. Give someone else a chance to catch up. And give yourself time to get used to
a new discovery. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5604. LEO July 24 — Aug 23
SOMETIMES we feel as if the only solid ground beneath our feet is our faith. Recent events have challenged and partially changed your beliefs. What once seemed certain has now been inspected and found wanting. But, in the process of rethinking old ideas, you have also found answers to issues that have perplexed you. You continue to be granted the gift of being able to solve mysteries. As you make sense of what has confused you, you will also start to feel much more secure. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23
THEY hardly teach astrology in universities any more. It is considered too mystical. Yet they still teach economics — and try to pass it off as a science! They do the same with psychology. And what about physics with all its wild and as yet unproven, far-fetched hypotheses? Those who reckon to know how the world works actually know surprisingly little. Now, about the explanation you are being offered regarding a certain situation: be wary of these so-called experts today. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23
MANY people like having problems — because they like solving them. They might even like telling their friends how their efforts to solve those problems are going. Some people take a kind of perverse pleasure in listing their problems and feeling sorry for themselves — the opposite of counting their blessings. So what kind of problems do you have? The kind you can sink your teeth into — or the kind that are sinking their teeth into you? The former! Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22
SOME subjects just aren’t funny and it’s bad form to find any amusement in these sensitive areas. There are, though, times when your own ability to think unusual thoughts will cause you to step out of line or break the rules. You can’t help but see how silly a situation has become. And you can’t see why you ought to keep a respectful silence about a supposition that deserves to be challenged. Somehow soon, you have to do something a little risky, if only for the sake of your own self-esteem. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21
THEY say that as long as the Earth turns, one human will have power over the planet’s destiny. This individual might not even realise how important he or she is. Though they might wonder why at times they lead a charmed life. Could that be you? Might you be capable of mustering more magic than you could ever imagine? One thing’s for sure: you are determined to alter the outcome of a process. You might succeed. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20
WHEELS don’t turn unless their bearings are greased. All things that move need help in remaining mobile. People move, too. Their minds move, their ideas expand and grow as they make new discoveries and reach new understandings — at least, in theory. In reality, our inner engines sometimes seize up. We can only get them going again if we supply psychological lubricant. Put your desire to learn above your urge to control and all will be well today. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19
IF THE Creator had meant us all to be happy, He (She or It) would not have invented income tax, traffic jams, homework or companies that play endless music on hold before failing to connect us! Now, I know what you are thinking — those things are all made by humans, so why blame them on the Divine? But who created humans? Soon you might get an insight into why the cosmos might want us all to be happy after all. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 — Mar 20
IF YOU want the answer to a pressing question and are concerned you might not like the answer, it might be as well not to ask. There are, for example, some things that people do all the time, even though they are not supposed to do them. Blind eyes are happily and habitually turned. But if someone makes an official inquiry or asks permission from the person in a position of authority, they will have to be told: ‘No, that’s not OK.’ If you want to push your luck today, do it quietly — or not at all. Lift your spirits! Change your future! Call now for your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast. Dial in your date of birth! Call 0906 751 5612.