JONATHAN CAINER
Dear Jonathan, You mentioned how a ratio of 51 to 49 per cent may not seem a big distinction, but can be significant. In business ownership, that’s certainly so. James Dear Jonathan, regarding the percentage of accuracy an astrologer ought to attain, my personal predictions from you are at least 90 per cent correct. Janelle Dear Jonathan, I’m not keeping score regarding how many of your forecasts prove correct, but I do find they flag the important issue of the day, week or month. Terry Dear James, Janelle and Terry, I wasn’t fishing for flattery. But thanks!
ARIES Mar 21 - Apr 20 NOT all rules are made to be broken. Some exist for a good reason and need to be kept. But there may be times when we suffer a lapse of memory and find ourselves transgressing some code for which we are supposed to show respect. If an authority figure discovers that we have made such an error, we can try to justify it, but ultimately, we can only throw ourselves at their mercy. We don’t have to be so harsh when we have to answer only to ourselves. Now, during the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. For your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call 0906 751 5601.
TAURUS Apr 21 - May 21 NONE of us are born with the ability to speak. Months go by before we utter the simplest words — and there are more words than even the smartest of us can remember. That is why we have dictionaries. Some say that may be why so many misunderstandings arise. But they may be wrong. Psychologists tell us that most communication is non-verbal. Gestures, stances, looks and tones can say so much more. What may seem to be an unwelcome message may carry helpful subtexts. Discover what the Dark of the Moon reveals about you. I’ve got news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5602.
GEMINI May 22 - June 22 WHAT have you done wrong? Nothing! I’m the one who has done something wrong by asking you a question like that. I have put you on edge. I have possibly even spoiled your day with that faint hint that you could be at fault. But then, given the pressure that you seem to be under and the drama you are going through, this is as nothing. You are already worrying far too much about what mistakes you may have made or may be about to make. Now, during the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. For your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call 0906 751 5603.
CANCER June 23 - July 23 WHAT stops you from holding a nice, quiet, constructive conversation? Is someone else unwilling to participate? Or is the reluctance linked to your own unhappiness about someone else’s behaviour? You can’t wave a wand and make another person into a more reasonable individual. But you can do something about any aspect of your own personality that can sometimes be a little overly prone to intense emotional reaction. Set the right example and you will get the right result. Discover what the Dark of the Moon reveals about you. I’ve got news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5604.
LEO July 24 - Aug 23 IF LIFE is a fairy tale, where is the happy-everafter? Isn’t it unfair of the universe not to supply that? Possibly, there is a flaw in the idea that a happy-ever-after can be given. We may just have to create it for ourselves. How? By looking at what’s making us unhappy and finding a way to fix it or to feel OK about it. Perhaps the cosmos can never provide perfect circumstances, just a way to cope. By that definition, you may be closer to the fairy tale than you think. Now, during the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. For your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call 0906 751 5605.
VIRGO Aug 24 - Sep 23 IS TOO much happening at once? Or is too much not happening? Are you almost overwhelmed by the sheer number of projects that are not being completed, processes that are delayed, issues that ought to be resolved yet are proving confusing? I would love to predict a breakthrough that will let you cut through a heavy schedule like a knife through butter. But it may just be that the breakthrough is psychological and involves seeing why some factors are not as urgent after all. Discover what the Dark of the Moon reveals about you. I’ve got news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5606.
LIBRA Sep 24 - Oct 23 IF WE help others, we can expect they will be helpful to us. That is a good philosophy, but have you ever watched someone who means well and is trying to make a difference, yet whose actions are interpreted as a kind of unwelcome interference? They may be doing more good than harm, but that is not so obvious to the recipients of their assistance. Now, how are your efforts being interpreted? Just remember: you are not obliged to make a sacrifice. Now, during the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. For your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call 0906 751 5607.
SCORPIO Oct 24 - Nov 22 IF WE can see trouble on the horizon, we should feel glad. At least that means it isn’t right in front of us; and by the time it gets closer, we may be ready for it. And there surely can’t be trouble in the distance at the same time there is trouble in the foreground or we would be so busy focusing on what’s in front of us that we wouldn’t have any energy to look further. What is on your doorstep is not as difficult to deal with as you fear. And what’s in the distance? It may stay there. Discover what the Dark of the Moon reveals about you. I’ve got news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5608.
SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 - Dec 21 PEACE is more than the absence of war. There are ancient Sanskrit scriptures that suggest it is possible to attain serenity even on a battlefield. So, if that’s an option, it must be even easier to feel uplifted and fulfilled when there isn’t an argument raging around you. You don’t have to contribute to a conflict — and you don’t have to allow it to escalate. That may not bring peace, but it may prove a good step in the right direction. Now, during the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. For your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call 0906 751 5609.
CAPRICORN Dec 22 - Jan 20 WE ALL want to feel as if we are fully understood. We like it, too, when others show they have empathy with our problems. We soon work out that we stand a far greater chance of being treated in this way if it mirrors the way in which we treat others. But sometimes, even with the best will in the world, difficulties arise and important processes of personal interaction develop a regrettable edge of tension. The New Moon is about to help you clear up a lot of that. Discover what the Dark of the Moon reveals about you. I’ve got news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5610.
AQUARIUS Jan 21 - Feb 19 SOME educational establishments try to divide their students into artists and scientists. Most of us, they argue, are more inclined towards logical pursuits or creative endeavours. Yet such distinctions are senseless. Should we not all aspire to be wellrounded? Is it not a teacher’s duty to help strengthen a pupil in the area where they may be weaker? Aquarians, so my colleagues insist, are primarily rationalists. All the more reason to follow your heart. Now, during the Dark of the Moon, your future can be revealed . . . and changed. For your NEW spookily accurate Moon-sign forecast, call 0906 751 5611.
PISCES Feb 20 - Mar 20 IS A zodiac forecast for ‘entertainment purposes only’? How about life? For whose amusement is that? Do we all struggle with an uncertainty about what we ought to take seriously? We would be wrong to feel that fun experiences are trivial and that those involving conflict are automatically entitled to be seen as grave? The word ‘entertainment’ covers a wide spectrum. It may be appropriate for you to inject some levity into a situation that some see as sacrosanct. Discover what the Dark of the Moon reveals about you. I’ve got news that will make your spine tingle and your heart leap. Call 0906 751 5612.