Lights, camera, matrimony!

HAVING walked away with around £ 50 million after his divorce from Madonna, Guy ritchie has married again in a highprofile ceremony conveniently timed to coincide with a Pr blitz for his new film, The Man From U.N.C.L.E. As well as a private viewing of the film for his guests, Guy insisted on overseeing all the wedding details, down to the flowers and even the bridesmaids’ dresses.

And you thought Madonna was the control freak! Much handwringing from the Left over plans for overweight people to have disability benefits cut if they refuse to go on a diet. What’s more outrageous is they were on benefits in the first place. I know plenty of plump people who do great jobs. It’s an insult to them and all larger folk that anyone should deem them incapable of work and in need of handouts. DIRECTOR Woody Allen reveals that when he initiated his relationship with his stepdaughter, Soon-Yi, he thought it would be ‘just a fling’. She was 21 at the time, had been a child in his care and was 35 years younger than him. Bad enough that he seduced her. Worse still that she meant so little when he did so.

AMAZING Tom Cruise didn’t need a stunt double to perform his terrifying feats in the latest Mission Impossible film. A shame it seems he did need a stand-in to make him look good off camera. It turns out his ‘secret fiancee’ Emily Thomas had a boyfriend all along. A stunt too far, Tom?