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Dear Jonathan, You recently talked about Saturn in Sagittarius. After hearing how good you think it is going to be for my sign, I am writing to ask if this astrological phase can be extended! Maria Dear Maria, I do indeed, maintain that the next two years, during which Saturn will be in your sign, will not be as bad as some other astrologers seem to think. May I just also say how very optimistically Sagittarian it is of you to suggest, even in jest, that an astrologer might actually be able to change what’s happening in the sky!

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 WHAT kind of change is needed now? How far are you willing to go to get it? When we contemplate making major alterations to our lives, we behave like shoppers, setting out our list of preferences and then we start to find out the price that we will probably have to pay. At this point, we begin to wonder if we can pursue some more moderate aims and objectives at a lower cost. Perhaps you can’t have it all your way today, but there is one offer that you can afford and should take up. it’s a Supermoon — get ready to look at your life and take advantage of a rare opportunity. i’ve got important news. Call 0906 751 5601.

TAURUS WHY do we all Apr 21 — May 21 wear clothes? We are taught from an early age that our bodies, whether or not we consider them attractive and regardless of what others think, are not for public display. We must cover them up. We are also expected to disguise any traits that might offend people around us, no matter how natural or normal these may be. No wonder we live in such a confused world. Today, you have to decide whether something wrong is really as wrong as it seems. It may not be so bad after all. the Supermoon has a very special message for you. it will touch your heart and lift your spirits. Let me explain: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI IF NOTHING May 22 — June 22 makes sense, what will we all do? How will we explain things? How will we know what we are doing is, right or wrong, acceptable or unacceptable? We must have standards and agreed beliefs or else there will surely be anarchy! Either a principle is enshrined and sacrosanct or it is fallacious. Where, in your world, is someone pretending to represent one point of view, yet acting in a way that belies a rather different orientation? You can tap into the power of the Supermoon. Powerful possibilities await you. Call your latest weekahead forecast: 0906 751 5603.

CANCER BY AND large, June 23 — July 23 your judgment is impeccable. You don’t place your faith in others unless you are sure they deserve it, so your loyalty is rarely misplaced. Some say that if you have a weakness, it is your tendency towards romanticism. Once in a rare while, your desire to believe the best about someone clouds your ability to see a situation from a suitably cynical perspective. It becomes necessary today, to accept a sense of disillusionment or cling even

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LEO THEY say we don’t know July 24 — Aug 23 what we can do until we try. That may be so, but how many of us never try because we think we already know what we are capable of? We narrow our options and hold ourselves back by envisaging problems that don’t exist. Or imagine we are bound to lack the resources we most require in order to attain a particular goal. You have every reason today to feel confident, apart, perhaps, from your own lack of confidence! Fix that and all will be well. it’s a Supermoon — get ready to look at your life and take advantage of a rare opportunity. i’ve got important news. Call 0906 751 5605.

VIRGO ACTION and Aug 24 — Sep 23 adventure films cut out the dull moments from a tale. Or if the director wants to inject a note of gritty realism, he or she may show us a brief moment of frustration. But we viewing audiences aren’t interested in anyone else’s boredom, we have enough of our own! All of which is fine until we find ourselves in a situation where we are struggling to understand something. If we can’t make sense of it instantly, we fear all may be lost. But today, you simply need to persevere. the Supermoon has a very special message for you. it will touch your heart and lift your spirits. Let me explain: 0906 751 5606.

LIBRA ‘A WATCHED pot Sep 24 — Oct 23 never boils’ they say. But who are ‘they’? It seems strange to confer such unequivocal authority on an anonymous body. We must also wonder whether the ‘they’ would include Professor Werner K. Heisenberg, the pioneering physicist who had much to say about the impact an observer may have on an experiment. In ‘willing something to happen’, you may make it slightly more likely. But only ever-so-slightly. Don’t get too stressed today. You can tap into the power of the Supermoon. Powerful possibilities await you. Call your latest week-ahead forecast: 0906 751 5607.

SCORPIO PEOPLE all find Oct 24 — Nov 22 fault with one another. Some voice their criticisms, others whisper them discreetly, but all know that even the most confident characters are unnerved by the idea they have incurred disapproval. While some of us find it easy to shrug off criticism and assume that those who are levelling this must be fools, we all secretly wonder whether our detractors may have a point after all. But today, at least, you are quite right to ignore what someone else seems a little too keen to say. are you ready to look at your life in a new light? the Supermoon has a powerful message for you. for inspiration call 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIUS HAVE you Nov 23 — Dec 21 caught the right bus? Is it following the right route? Might you complete your journey faster if you got out and ran? Ah, but if you did, you might not be able to carry all that you need or take advantage of traffic concessions that are only extended to this particular mode of public transport. Saturn’s ongoing presence in Sagittarius means some processes can’t now happen quite as fast as you might wish. But they can still happen! it’s a Supermoon — get ready to look at your life and take advantage of a rare opportunity. i’ve got important news. Call 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN ARE you Dec 22 — Jan 20 made of wonderful stuff? Should we not bow our heads to you in respect for your perspicacity and tenacity? Well, your many qualities include modesty and humility. You would feel most uncomfortable about such displays of deference, and that makes you all the more deserving. Are your special talents sufficient to ensure you rise successfully to today’s challenge and make short work of any obstacle? Well, as a matter of fact, they are! the Supermoon has a very special message for you. it will touch your heart and lift your spirits. Let me explain: 0906 751 5610.

AQUARIUS HOW can Jan 21 — Feb 19 everything work out well for everyone? Must there not be winners and losers? Don’t optimists strain the bounds of credulity with their relentless faith in the bright side? ‘No,’ they say, ‘if any doctrine is unbelievable, it’s view that the human race has only been placed on earth to suffer untold misery for its entire existence.’ A philosophical dichotomy of this very nature now arises within you. Ignore it and heed your inner voice of hope. It just so happens to be right. You can tap into the power of the Supermoon. Powerful possibilities await you. Call your latest forecast: 0906 751 5611.

PISCES WE MAKE clever Feb 20 — Mar 20 plans on the basis of flimsy assumptions. We coax confidence from our innermost depths and we then allow it to inform our decisions. Sometimes, if only due to strange statistical likelihood, our guesses are good. Our heads swell, and we thus grow even more prone to believe in ourselves. And if we get it wrong? We draw from an endless well of justification and explanation. Today, it seems, you have been right about something. Don’t be so sure though, that you know why! Are you ready to look at your life in a new light? the Supermoon has a powerful message for you. for inspiration call 0906 751 5612.