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JONATHAN CAINER

JON, Whether astrology is true or not, I’d still like to know how people came up with all the meanings they assign to the planets and their positions? Someone must have started it. Jim Dear Jim, The tone of your letter neatly reflects our current Age of S

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ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 SOME say anger and

passion are best thought of as a horse and carriage. The horse can take you a long way but, even if the rider knows exactly where he (or she) is going, the speed of gallop will pose problems. It is hard to think calmly about a course correction when hurtling. Passion (the carriage) can still be led by a horse but it’s safer if the horse is steadier. Even if it is slightly slower, it can carry a more productive payload and give the driver a higher overview. Put these in the right order today. Looking forward to December? You will be after hearing your forecast. Find out why your outlook is so hopeful: 0906 751 5601. TAURUS WHAT did we sign up

Apr 21 — May 21 for, when we came to Earth? Have you got a copy of the contract? Me neither! How odd, when in our world, it seems, terms and conditions apply to every offer and we are supposed to read them in painstakin­g detail before we agree to anything. Do you think, perhaps, we glossed over the small print when we chose to take on human form? Or perhaps, there was no small print. Perhaps we initialled just five words in large letters. ‘I promise to enjoy

myself!’ Try honouring that deal today. I’ve got so much more to tell you. December will be amazing. Your NEW forecast could change your life: 0906 751 5602.

GEMINI

WE MAY pride May 22 — June 22

ourselves on being independen­t thinkers but we are influenced by others to a greater extent than we realise. It isn’t just that, if we get along well with someone, we may end up emulating their habits and ideas. If someone puts our back up far enough, we may unconsciou­sly adjust our attitude to the point where we start disliking whatever they like. If that were to cause us to ignore an opportunit­y we ought to be glad of, it could prove counterpro­ductive. Be wary of that today. NEW! I’ve lots to tell you about December — and you’re going to like it. For four minutes of helpful news: 0906 751 5603. CANCER IGNORANCE is

June 23 — July 23 bliss, they say. That’s the kind of wild generalisa­tion astrologer­s are often taken to task for. Yet it’s not even astrologer­s who say it! I certainly don’t. Nor am I always comfortabl­e with the idea that ‘knowledge is power’. So much depends on what we know (or don’t know) and how we react once we make a discovery. Pennies are dropping in your life today

and pieces of a jigsaw falling into place. But, even if you don’t feel like what you are starting to see,

you will yet profit from this awareness. Looking forward to December? You will be after hearing your forecast. Find out why your outlook is so hopeful: 0906 751 5604.

LEO IF YOU know what needs July 24 — Aug 23

to be done and can see a way to do it, what can go wrong? Have you identified an unsatisfac­tory modus operandi? Underestim­ated a potential difficulty? Lost faith, temporaril­y, in your own ability to do what needs doing? We all have moments when we wonder if we might be wiser to change a plan, choose an easy option or give up because we don’t think we can cope. Then we have moments when we realise all is fine. One of those better moments is coming your way soon. I’ve so much more to tell you. December will be amazing. Your NEW forecast could change your life: 0906 751 5605. VIRGO ‘Who cares what

Aug 24 — Sep 23 other people think?’ We often hear such remarks being bravely, blithely, made. Almost always, we applaud them. ‘Quite right too,’ we think. ‘Life is too short for social pressure.’ This does not quite stop us from thinking things - or making judgements — about other people. Perhaps if it did, we could all eradicate the very problem that sooner or later we all become prone to. For today, at least, though, try to be less sensitive to the ideas or opinions that someone else may now have about

you. NEW! I’ve got lots to tell you about December— and you’re going to like it. For four minutes of helpful news: 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 LIBRANS are the

easiest people to get along with when they want to be. You can turn on the charm, show sensitivit­y, provide a fine listening ear and supply the wisest, clearest counsel. You do this dependably unless you no longer feel so sure of yourself or of a situation. You can disguise any mood, except one of uncertaint­y! Within the next few days you will have made up your mind about a perplexing matter. Then you can go back to being the friend of everyone — even if they are your enemy! Looking forward to December? You will be after hearing your forecast. Find out why your outlook is so hopeful: 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO THERE are many

Oct 24 — Nov 22 jobs that neither you, nor I, would like to do. We aren’t cut out to play certain roles. We don’t have the training or experience to handle particular responsibi­lities. As to whether or not we would be just fine in that position — if only we knew a bit more about it — well, we don’t know more about it, so we can’t really judge! And with that thought in mind, we turn to your outlook for the day ahead. Where there is uncertaint­y now, you can seek advice. And where there is clarity? You can trust yourself. I’ve got so much more to tell you. December will be amazing. Your NEW forecast could change your life: 0906 751 5608.

SAGITTARIU­S Nov 23 — Dec 21 PEOPLE

often say what they think they are supposed to say and do what they think they are supposed to do. It is as if many of us have been brought up a little bit too well by conscienti­ous parents keen to instil an aversion to causing offence or drawing the wrong kind of attention. Our respect for the consequenc­es of impulsive action gradually became a source of anxiety. Remain wellmanner­ed today but don’t fear trouble if you step out of line. You have more power than you may think. NEW! I’ve got lots to tell you about December — and you’re going to like it. For four minutes of helpful news: 0906 751 5609.

CAPRICORN ‘LEOPARDS,’

Dec 22 — Jan 20 they say, ‘don’t change their spots.’ Ah, but people are not leopards. Even if they have spots, these are likely to be symptomati­c of something and the spots will change as the malaise clears up! Circumstan­ces and situations are not leopards, either. We would be wrong to assume they will stay the same forever. Though you may feel that the rate of change in your life now is irritating­ly glacial, you may be nearer than you now think to a decisive, seismic shift that meets your need rather well. Looking forward to December? You will be after hearing your forecast. Find out why your outlook is so hopeful: 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS ALTHOUGH you

Jan 21 — Feb 19 were born blessed with a good eye for detail, you miss things once in a while. We all do. It is nothing to be ashamed of. A very natural human tendency is to get so caught up in a sense of principle or a point of order, that the key component in a delicate situation is overlooked. Some of us make such errors often and with others, such as yourself, this happens rarely. It can occur but it needs to be watched for. It may be happening now. Try to stand far enough back to see the bigger picture today. I’ve so much more to tell you. December will be amazing. Your NEW forecast could change your life: 0906 751 5611. PISCES WHERE things now

Feb 20 — Mar 20 seem to be falling naturally into place, allow this to occur. Be wary, though, of too many ‘what-ifs?’ and ‘how-abouts?’ When we identify too many interestin­g alternativ­es, we can attempt to keep all our options open and fail to make decisive moves. If you haven’t got what once seemed like a fine answer to a crucial question, yet you wonder whether you can see an even better way to go, give the new proposal a reality check. It could turn out to be the solution to a different problem entirely! NEW! I’ve got lots to tell you about December — and you’re going to like it. For four minutes of helpful news: 0906 751 5612.

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