Overweight Haters Ltd
It’s really not glandular, it’s your gluttony...
Our organisation hates and resents fat people. We object to the enormous amount of food resources you consume while half the world starves. We disapprove of your wasting NHS money to treat your selfish greed. And we do not understand why you fail to grasp that by eating less you will be better off, slimmer, happy and find a partner who is not a perverted chubby-lover, or even find a partner at all.
We also object that the beatiful (sic) pig is used as an insult. You are not a pig. You are a fat, ugly human. The back of the card