Is Trump’s hair spray called Helmet Head?
THE GREAT DONALD TRUMP QUIZ
1. Which one of these is not a book written by Donald Trump? a. Think Big And Kick Ass b. How To Get Rich c. Time To Get Tough d. Be Great Like Me 2. The name of the hair care product most commonly used by Trump is: a. Helmet Head b. Flyaway Hair c. Viking d. Illusion 3. What did Trump once describe as ‘one of the curses of American society’? a. Rap music b. Shaking hands c. Pizza d. Gun violence 4. Donald Trump’s daughter Tiffany released her first single, Like A Bird, in 2011. Which one of these lines was
not included in its lyrics? a. Diamonds are so shimmery, special things uncover me b. I don’t want me no heartache, I want me a clam bake c. Everybody’s partying, obsessing over crazy things d. I just want serenity, while living it up 5. How did Vladimir Putin recently describe Donald Trump? a. ‘A real threat to world peace’ b. ‘A very colourful and talented man’ c. ‘A man I could do business with’ d. ‘Nincompoop’ 6. Trump’s second wife, Marla Maples, acted in which one of these films? a. Maximum Overdrive b. Third Gear c. Cruise Control d. Standard Interior 7. In 2005, Trump married his present wife, Melania. In that same year, she appeared in an insurance commercial playing the role of: a. Dolly Parton b. Minnie Mouse c. Anne Boleyn d. The Bride Of Frankenstein. 8. In March 2013, Melania Trump launched her own skincare collection. What was it called? a. Melancholia b. Horny c. Melania Caviar Complexe C6 d. Crazy Like Me 9. Where was Donald Trump’s mother born?
a. The Isle of Lewis b. The Isle of Dogs c. The Isle of Man d. The Isle of Capri 10. Trump’s youngest child is nine years old. His name is: a. Count b. Earl c. Barron d. Lord 11. In 2008, Donald Trump declared that someone would make ‘a great president or vice-president’. Who? a. Hillary Clinton b. Sylvester Stallone c. His new grandson, Donald Trump III d. Kanye West 12. Which city did Donald Trump recently describe as a ‘hellhole’? a. Baltimore b. Belgrade c. Brussels d. Bogota 13. Donald Trump lists his favourite book as the Bible. But which did he once name as his second favourite? a. Great Expectations by Charles Dickens b. The Art Of The Deal by Donald Trump c. Little Women by Louisa May Alcott d. How To Make Friends And Influence People by Dale Carnegie 14. In his books, Trump offers plenty of advice to up-and-coming tycoons. One such piece of advice begins ‘When somebody screws you . . .’ How does it end? a. ‘. . . always remember to say thank you’ b. ‘. . . deliver a hammer blow to their head’ c. ‘. . . screw them back in spades’ d. ‘. . . write yourself a memo to spit on their grave’ 15. Which of these is Trump’s favourite film? a. Citizen Kane b. Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs c. King Kong d. Rocky II 16. On a U.S. TV programme called Morning Joe, Donald Trump played the word association game. Twin the person with the word he associated with them: a. Ted Cruz i. Evil b. Bill Clinton ii. Confused c. Marco Rubio iii. Loser d. Jeb Bush iv. Intelligent e. Hillary Clinton v. Brilliant f. Donald Trump vi. Nasty