HIS BROTHER’S THE MASTER OF TWITTER ONE-LINERS...

Danny Willett’s incredible win was accompanied by hilarious tweets from 33-year-old brother Paul (right)...

Spieth is lining up his putt. If I’m quick I can get a beer, go to the toilet, and paint the spare room b4 he hits it.

If the boy does what he should, I will be able to say I’ve shared a bath with a Masters winner — brilliant

There’s a fat woman legging it around my house singing. I’m cracking open the passion fruit liqueur. AHHHHHHHHHHH. Just downed in one. Work will understand.

Speechless. I once punched that kid in the head for hurting my pet rat. Now look.

Green makes you look fat, refuse the jacket.