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As promised, we’ll talk about the retrogradation of Neptune today. The giant ice planet began to retrace its steps yesterday. What impact will this have on us and how we feel over the coming months? Well, Neptune affects our dreams and our imaginations. Think of your fantasies as water. Just as water turns solid when the temperature drops below zero, so our dreams and ideas will become more tangible. Keep a pencil and notebook by your bed ready to jot down overnight

ARIES Mar 21 — Apr 20 IT’S ALWAYS nice to meet those who share your outlook. Being able to have your viewpoints validated, safe in the knowledge that you remain unchallenged, is affirming. But at some point that’s exactly how it feels. Unchallenging. In truth, we all need a little stimulation. It’s when arguments are tested that you find out if they’re robust. And without the spiciness of debate, life’s curry can be too bland. Allow yourself to be questioned today and you’ll discover answers you never knew you had. Don’t worry about the future. Your in-depth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5601. TAURUS “Ask a Apr 21 — May 21 ‘THEY say, silly question and you’ll get a silly answer.” How true is that? If you ask an honest question, can you expect an honest answer? And if you ask an angry question, won’t you draw anger in reply? It’s not always simple. That’s why the art of interrogation has to be carefully learned by those in the legal and journalistic professions alike.’ This scenario is apt for you today. Jonathan’s advice: ‘As you question a sensitive matter, be aware how intonation can make a big difference.’ Your indepth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI May 22 — June 22 WHEN a honey bee returns to the hive it does a little dance. It shakes its legs and waggles its bee-hind in front of the other bees. Far from being the latest ‘twerk’ craze, it’s believed that the bee is communicating the location of a source of pollen. Mercury has recently returned to its hive in Gemini. It’s performing its own merry dance with the other planets, and it offers you the chance to be more influential today. You, too, have a message to share. Be true to yourself and lead the way to fields full of flowers. Want to discover some priceless information about your week? 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But, occasionally, we get a chance to make our world a little purer. Today you can coax a little sunshine into a corner you’ve been feeling uncomfortable about. Your bright, inner light will not only disperse a shadow, it can also show you the way to a less complicated future. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO Aug 24 — Sep 23 SOMETIMES, the best way to help someone is to be the sand in their sandwich. It’s all very well going along for the day out and enjoying the sun and the waves, but if no one understands the consequences of leaving the picnic unprotected, the fun will be cut short when it’s time for tea. A little harmless grit can remind us to take necessary precautions. Delivering your message with wit, charm and affection will ensure that it doesn’t fall like rain on a parade but actually helps make the festivities a success! Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 ‘THIS forecast is sponsored by Yesterday. Yes folks, Yesterday is the ideal solution to problems. There is the pocket pack called Wistful, the regular household container, Nostalgia, and Backwards, the family-size bundle for when you can’t do enough pining. OK. That’s the commercial break over. Now here’s your prediction. Oops. We’re out of room. Don’t let the past be more powerful than the future.’ Jonathan’s words are pertinent today. You have an opportunity to move forward. Just let go! Don’t worry about the future. Your in-depth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO Oct 24 — Nov 22 REVEALING a secret is not easy to do. If knowledge is power, it can feel as if we’re giving up more than just a truth. It’s as though we’re surrendering a part of our identity. But knowledge is only power if we choose to wield it that way, and a well-timed exposé can be very effective. Don’t begrudge the necessity to share something private now. Though it may feel uncomfortable, if you use your skills of insight and perception, it could be the catalyst you need to make the progress you’ve longed for. Your in-depth forecast lasts four minutes. It could be one of the most rewarding calls you make. Call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS Nov 23 — Dec 21 HERE are words from Jonathan that are apt for you today: ‘They say, “If you don’t ask, you don’t get.” That may be true but, sometimes, if you do ask, you don’t get what you would have got if you hadn’t asked. To ask is to invite a definitive decision. Many arrangements muddle along nicely, simply because they’ve never come under the scrutiny of an official with the power to grant permission. If something seems to be working well enough in your world, why spoil it by seeking legitimacy?’ Want to discover some priceless information about your week? Just pick up the phone! Call 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN Dec 22 — Jan 20 THERE’S a part of your life where you have been holding yourself back. Perhaps for good reason, you have not wanted to show your hand or make too many waves. But if you want to change a key dynamic, now is the time. With your strength of character and determination, you have tremendous potential and there is very little you cannot achieve. Tap into your courageous heart and have a look at your life. Where is it that you are being less than you can be? It’s time to capitalise on your capabilities. Don’t worry about the future. Your in-depth week-ahead forecast is packed with great things for you. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS Jan 21 — Feb 19 HOW did we ever exist before the arrival of coffee shops? There are so many these days, it seems that the entire population must be reliant on caffeine and cake. What do you choose when you get to the counter? Do you stick to the same old favourite, or are you tempted to try the new blend with cream on top? 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