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I’Ve received a letter from TinaMarie, a Taurean, who’s had a lot to cope with recently. Now, though, she’s moved into a new cottage, aptly named Tranquillity, and is feeling blessed. She wonders ‘if the house attracted me to it’. And says that ‘it’s odd how I found it . . . as if it was just meant to be’. Many Taureans have a strong connection with homes, and find great comfort in their surroundings. But perhaps it’s more than that. I’m a believer in synchronicity. And it sounds as if she heard the cosmos’s message! ARIES A VIRAL YouTube Mar 21 — Apr 20

video recently prophesied today would be the end of the world. Feeling hotter yet? Worried a pitchfork will prod you in a painful place? I hate to be a spoilsport, but I predict it will just be another ordinary day. But the nature of expectations is to bring excitement and disappointment. Try not to react too strongly to false alarms today. With Mercury soon to conjunct Jupiter, the right ideas will leave no room for doubt. Stay calm and you’ll find the answer you seek. for excellent advice to guide you through the twists and turns of the coming week, call your week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5601. TAURUS IT’S not that you Apr 21 — May 21 want to cause trouble. It’s just that you’re so used to having it in your life that when it goes away, it can feel as if something’s missing. ‘What’s this strange calmness that I seem to have arrived at?’ you might ask. And, before you know it, you’ve stirred up something to keep you occupied, active and, if you’re lucky, entertained. Sometimes too, the only way you can express your feelings is with the playground tactic of teasing someone you really care about. Today, you don’t need to scratch that itch! How can you stay focused and happy in this busy world? your weekly forecast will give you the help you need. Call 0906 751 5602. GEMINI WHEN two May 22 — June 22 people arrive at a narrow doorway, they go through a formal exchange. One says, ‘After you.’ The other replies, ‘No, no, after you.’ Sometimes, this ends the ritual, but it can trigger an outbreak of competitive politeness. ‘No, no, no, really, after you.’ ‘Oh, I couldn’t possibly, really, after you.’ At this point, the ‘loser’ is the one who says, ‘No, I insist, after you.’ As Mercury and Venus make a challenging connection, don’t waste your time with such an unnecessary dance. Do you need help? What’s the best way to move forward and ensure your success? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5603. CANCER SOMETIMES, you June 23 — July 23 see things no one else can see. When this happens, it can feel as if no one takes you seriously. In vain, you try to explain why they should listen to you . . . why it’s important that they take your perspective into account. Yet you feel as if your contributions aren’t being valued. You’re accused of being over-protective or unnecessarily concerned. Soon, however, your insights will be proved accurate. Forgive those who don’t show enough faith now. They’ll soon be leading a pilgrimage to your door. There’s no need to worry. All you need is some guidance. your week ahead forecast can help. Call 0906 751 5604. LEO IN YOUR heart, you’re an July 24 — Aug 23 optimist. But your ability to see the bright side doesn’t stop you seeing the downside. But whenever you come across it, you work hard to see the upside, too. When you allow yourself to be positive, you become incredibly positive. You put your heart and soul into your positivity. And that must be better than putting too much energy into negativity! As Mercury and Jupiter are about to become conjunct, if you plan to go to an extreme now, make it an inspiring one! your week ahead forecast will help you see the bigger picture and keep you moving in the right direction. Call 0906 751 5605. VIRGO SOMETIMES, we try to Aug 24 — Sep 23 keep too much in our heads. It’s almost as if we’re boiling a pot of pasta on our shoulders. The water bubbles, foams and spills over. But there are solutions at hand. We can blow on the foam and it will sink temporarily. But to truly solve the problem, we need to pour some water out, or turn down the heat. What’s making your head boil now? If you’re unable to decant some responsibilities, at least take the pressure off. Given time, you can cook up the right solutions. What does your heart really desire and how can you achieve what your really want? Call your weekly forecast 0906 751 5606. LIBRA Sep 24 — Oct 23 YOU can’t be perfect

all the time, er, can you? Well, it’s you, so maybe you can! But one or two people can’t appreciate your wonderfulness. But you being you, this won’t stop you extending your kindness, protection even, towards them, will it? You’re big enough not to take someone else’s small-mindedness seriously . . . aren’t you? As Venus makes a tense angle with Mercury, meet any unkindness with a generous smile. You’re wonderful enough to see the bigger picture. for excellent advice to guide you through the twists and turns of the coming week, call your week ahead forecast: 0906 751 5607. SCORPIO I MUST tell you Oct 24 — Nov 22 something. The people you think of as your family may love you, but they’re not related to you. In fact, you’re unrelated to anyone on the planet. As a baby, you were put into a spaceship and fired at Earth from an exploding planet called Krypton. Okay, maybe this isn’t true. But though you understand you’re one of us, in the grander sense, haven’t you always suspected you were a bit different? A special case? You are. We know that. You needn’t prove it — to yourself, or to the universe. How can you stay focused and happy in this busy world? your weekly forecast will give you the help you need. Call 0906 751 5608. SAGITTARIUS WE LIVE Nov 23 — Dec 21 in a world full of people who don’t listen carefully to each other. Yet, though we fail to understand points others want to make, we somehow hear and acknowledge many shared beliefs. Mercury,With the tenseyou sense angle an Venus idea nowis unattainablemakes to or inadvisable. What is this view based on? Do you accept it without question, or challenge it? The coming Mercury connection with your ruler suggests you should think again! Do you need help? What’s the best way to move forward and ensure success? Call your weekly forecast: 0906 751 5609. CAPRICORN SOME people Dec 22 — Jan 20 don’t mind being made fun of. They’re happy to be the butt of jokes and play the clown. But some of us find that difficult, and need to be taken seriously. It upsets us when our ideas are mocked. Yet, there’s no right or wrong way to be, when it comes to sensitivity. These are simply some of the many differences between people that make society so interesting. Try to avoid being upset with your peers today. They have their way; you have yours. And your way is about to be admired and respected. There’s no need to worry. All you need is some guidance. your weekly forecast can help. Call 0906 751 5610. AQUARIUS WHEN you see Jan 21 — Feb 19 the moon tonight, give it a wave. It’s passing through your sector of the sky. No matter what time you notice it or how high it has risen, the section of the ecliptic we call Aquarius will be right there behind it. Take comfort from that. It’s a clear indication of the celestial support and cosmic companionship you now benefit from. Something, somewhere up there, wants the best for you. Be open-minded and welcome your opportunities with optimism. your week ahead forecast will help you see the bigger picture and keep you moving in the right direction. Call 0906 751 5611. PISCES I’M NOT a great chef. Feb 20 — Mar 20 But if I have any culinary skill, I feel I’m pretty good at seasoning a dish. And one of my go-to ingredients is The Pepper Plant’s California Style Hot Pepper Sauce. Living in London, it’s hard to find. The company only distributes their special condiment in the U.S. But many of my meals just wouldn’t taste the same without it. You’re about to identify a secret ingredient in your own life. You may not realise it yet, but it’s the key to what you’re cooking up. Trust that it’s going to be delicious. What does your heart really desire and how can you achieve what your really want? Call your weekly forecast 0906 751 5612.